Unexpected Benefits of Universal Health Care

Unexpected Benefits of Universal Health Care

By Onlykhabar News Media Wed 21 October, 2020 ( about 5 years ago ) 🎤612 Viewersunexpected

You can get your eyes checked and stop suffering the frequent humiliation of waving at a stranger who you think is your friend.

You can finally watch ​“The Good Doctor”​ for the plot, rather than to spend forty minutes wondering whether you and a character on the show have the same rare genetic disorder for which you personally have zero symptoms. ” The ratio of dog-to-rash photos on your phone will improve significantly. Your actual friends will stop sending you pictures of their rashes and asking, “Does this look like a problem? The pressure to get married for health insurance will lift. Now you can get married for authentic reasons, like wanting to appear on ​“90 Day Fiancé.”

“That sounds great, but my doctor—whom I see frequently, because of universal health care—said that I shouldn’t attend your gender-reveal party, as there’s always a risk of explosives.  You’ll have a new excuse for backing out of commitments.  If men get regular physical exams, they’ll have their height measured more often and will be less likely to list it incorrectly on dating apps. Thus, ​“Grey’s Anatomy”​ will be rendered more realistic, and you’ll be ridiculed less for watching it. (Fun fact—it’s not a reboot; it’s Season 17.) 

Doctors will be allowed to take more breaks at work, which will not only improve the quality of care but will also make it possible for them to have more sex in the on-call room. Your partner will be less weirded out by your search history, although there’s still no explanation for “capybara in top hat, young.”  You’ll spend less time Googling symptoms now that there’s a professional whom you can call.  They’ll be impressed by your independence, and you can use that leverage to ask them to invest in your boyfriend’s new skateboard-helmet line. They will be so pleased. If your parents are currently paying for your health insurance, you can proudly inform them that you don’t need them anymore.  

Everyone will have the same quality of health care, so we’ll go back to judging one another on what really matters—social-media followings. Everyone will have health insurance!  We’ll finally have a health-care system that rivals that of the rest of the world. We were always meant to be better than Canada, anyway. This is a double-edged sword, though, because it also will mean that you can’t complain as much. There will be less complaining, over all.  

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